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Eating yogurt is manly

September 25, 2004

I’ve recently started eating yogurt again after a multi-year hiatus. I completely understand and subscribe to the fact that eating meat is “manly” and eating vegetables and other sissy-like substances is not. However, I have rethought yogurt and I am hoping to revamp its reputation. Think about it…there are millions of live organisms in a cup of yogurt. By eating the yogurt you are ruining the day of each and every one of those organisms. That is surely more fonzy-ish than just contributing to the death of a cow or chicken by eating a small portion of them. I predict that eating yogurt will soon replace smoking and the wearing of leather jackets.

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