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Bogus time capsule

January 31, 2005

If you hate people that love history, here’s a chance to get even with future generations of them. Make a time capsule that contains completely ridiculous items. Include some letters that you have written to other people citing false events, such as the inauguration of Richard Simmons to the presidency. or the time you narrowly survived the invasion of the giant mutant bananas. Be sure to include lots of weird items from Spencer’s Gifts, including those fake gag pills that enlarge various body parts.

Drop an egg in at the end just so it smells really bad when they open it. Then bury it in your backyard and wait 2000 years for the fun to happen.

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