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The higher your bowling score is, the more I feel bad for you

October 18, 2005

There are only a few sports where a lower score will make onlookers envious. Golf is one of them. Bowling is another. Bowling is one of those sports where achieving a higher score actually makes you look worse. This is because every hour that you spend bowling is an hour in which you didn’t have anything better to do than bowl. Higher bowling scores just reflect a larger portion of your life when you didn’t have the opportunity to do anything remotely exciting. The funny looking shoes don’t help either. Take my advice: Lose at bowling. Win at life.

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