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Walk signal or idiot button?

November 9, 2005

Ever notice that walk signal buttons at traffic lights never do anything? They don’t seem to change the light patterns, so you still end up standing there just as long. This is because the buttons aren’t actually tied into the traffic light system.

When you push the button, what really happens is that your picture is taken and your fingerprint is scanned. This information then gets transmitted to the Gullible Idiot Database that is run by the government. It is then sold to public companies, such as telemarketers.

Think about it…have you ever pushed the button? Then you are on file. Has a telemarketer ever called you? Seems like a strange coincidence, doesn’t it?

The next time you push the walk signal button, be sure to look up and smile.

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