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Thanks to bank robbers, no one can wear ski masks

January 23, 2006

Besides robbing banks, bank robbers have performed a serious disservice on the entire community. Thanks to them, regular people can’t walk around in ski masks, and have cold faces as a result. Ski masks, which might possibly be the warmest thing that you can wear on your face, have received such a bad connotation that even skiers don’t really wear them anymore. Instead, they are forced to wear those big, goofy looking goggles. Thanks a lot, bank robbers for severely infringing upon the quality of winter life for us all!

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