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Eating peanut butter is the new way to prove that you are bad ass

March 29, 2010

In the medieval times, you had to swallow swords to prove you were cool. Years later, the focus was shifted to eating your eggs sunny-side up. Just like rock and roll music in the 70’s, many schools are declaring peanut butter an assault on humanity and are banning it from their grounds.

Want to be the new cool kid at school? Forget alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, leather jackets, or motorcycles…instead, stand just outside school property wielding a celery stalk dipped in peanut butter. The local police and school administration will stand around scratching their heads trying to figure out how to stop you.

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One Comment
  1. guess permalink

    Oh Ed you the the funniest person i know

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