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June 30, 2014

I’m pretty sure that we can just kill all the bugs in the world and nothing bad would happen. For once in my life, I’d like to eat a sandwich outdoors and be the only thing eating it.

Sure, environmentalists would complain, but they never seem to like change. If they get upset, we can remind them that plankton are still around and at the rate they are eaten, they must be pretty tasty.

Let’s just get rid of bugs and deal with whatever environmental consequences it causes. Then we can get rid of spiders, as I’ve never heard a pro-spider argument that wasn’t centered around “Well, they eat the bugs.” If it doesn’t work out, we can always just put them all back and pretend this conversation never happened.


From → Theories

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