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Ice cream trucks move. Hot dog trucks don’t. 

January 16, 2017

If ice cream trucks can drive around peddling their goods, why can’t hot dog trucks follow the same business model?

How hard could it be to move hot hot dogs?  (No, that wasn’t a typo…I was describing the temperature of the hot dogs.) Sure, there’s the risk of maiming the driver with splashy boiling water, but sometimes in life, you have to take some risks.  Humans have found a way to build cars that drive themselves, but they haven’t developed the technology to transport hot dogs that aren’t cold. 

I want to run down the street screaming “Stop!!!!” while a hot dog truck plays an infinitely looping 15 second clip of the Oscar Mayer Wiener song.  Don’t take that dream away from me. 


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